Saggy Maggy

The joyful octogenarian is wise from years of vaginal pleasure.

Stretched by 29 natural births, she created CSC, the Caesarian Section Coalition, which cautions against the perils of vaginal childbirth. CSC has become a unifying movement for all Vagicons.

‘OPT FOR THE C-SECTION—SAVE THE VAGINA’ is her mantra.

Too old for corrective surgery Saggy welcomes her cavernous body, because she exemplifies the hazard of expelling newborns from V-holes.

Unlike Fluffy Muffy, Saggy Maggy transports objects IN her being, like her dentures, remote control, car keys, and CSC and Vagicide protest signs.