Psycho Suzie

The embodiment of PMS, Psycho Suzie menstruates without fail at 11:00 am on the fourth Wednesday of every month.

Fortunately, at 10:59am the town bell tolls eleven times to warn Vagicons of Suzie’s imminent blood curdling wails.

When her menstruation coincides with a waning crescent moon, Suzie also generates ground tremors.

Her fellow Vagicons have coined the term ‘Psycho Suzie in tha house’ to give fair warning to those within proximity of a cranky, bleeding vagina.